okay (1) hardneck garlic is a lot easier to peel than softneck garlic; change your garlic, change your life and (2) ESTHER NOOOOOOOOOO

I love it, go get’em girl

Ironically, that would be too rich. Remember that the rich will already be fatty and well-marbled, what with all the massages. I’d suggest a chimichurri or another salsa to brighten the dish.

Verse 1: Your tweets about me are mean

EAT

I don’t ever watch a Ciara video without being amazed by her dancing. *shakes head in amazement*

okay, “Set” is not a banger but the video is fun?

Imagine having to rewrite yourself this many times and still not coming up with any good subject matter

Her closet, while nearly the size of a studio apartment, is mostly filled with youthful, egalitarian brands: Cotton Citizen, Alice + Olivia, H&M;

lmao he still shows up in things on occasion but he is so uniformly bad. Josh Hartnett definitely won that teen heartthrob-off

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!

They decide what’s fair for them. Some people are more bothered by emotional than physical cheating, or vice versa.

my guess is they didn’t license the likenesses or voices. So you’re getting Marvel’s The Avengers (including some amount of the bantering tone and characterization), but not Chris Evans’s Captain America or Robert Downey Jr.’s Tony Stark etc. etc.

There are also a couple of flashbacks from Ant-Man and Ant-Man and The Wasp that address that long and mysterious period...

Alexa, play “Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves” by The Eurythmics

Kate Beaton posted a sketch comic once about going to a public school and meeting a bunch of kids, and their teacher who was very careful to differentiate between “questions” and “stories”. I’d forever love a moderator who just called out the stories and moved on to the next kid questioner.

are you.... are you still here

excuse me it’s a subpoena duces tecum, Hope, duces the documents the fuck tecum

“Sure, you’ve tried retinoids, hyaluronics, and botulins- but have you tried FORMALDEHYDE(TM)?”

Likely!