I honestly think his skin looks a little too good? Even skin tone, just dewy enough. It’s the eyes that make him look cursed. That and the lack of affect.

Nobody:

I had a two-year drought while I was living abroad. So I guess I literally crossed an ocean back to the States to get laid? (It was also to get out of bone-crushing homesickness and BDD and depression and all that, but.)

ooh that’s a hard yes from me

lmao that bitch couldn’t even get her body paint even, no way

wild how aliens across the galaxy all have tits

Those aren’t aliens, those are humans with latex and body paint.

I mean...

yessssssssssssss this is the horny-for-ALIEN-aliens I was looking for, none of this anthropomorphic bullshit

Sounds great, what are your monthly rates

But where Pacific Rim’s monsters—mostly Lovecraftian tentacle creatures with little personality—come up short, its Jaeger mech suits are the coolest giant robots this side of Jet Jaguar.

STOP ERASING PEOPLE WHO DON’T CARE ABOUT DRESSES!!!

A-Force, A-Force, A-Force

honey, as another 30something lady with kids and a saggy tummy, don’t sell yourself short. At the very least, as I tell myself, I have walking biological proof that I am somewhat experienced at fucking.

I always read these as “Would U For A Laugh Once Assuming You Weren’t A Married Woman With Children To Consider” and for me the answer here is clearly yes. Would it be a good time? Maybe. Would I spill the tea afterward to literally anyone who asked? Definitely.

Honestly pretty excited to be mulch. My state already had green burial, but this is even better because I can turn into dirt much quicker once I bite it.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :\ :\ :\

I feel like there are at least two sets of air quotes missing from this headline

wow, I wish I loved anything as much as you apparently love Daniel Bruhl

YESSSSS like Antiques Roadshow + Rashomon, I dig