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OY, ROB STARK, WE MUSTN’T DO THIS, YOU’RE MY NEPHEW, INNIT

wow I for one am outraged that a guy wrote a song addressing certain members of one gender about one thing and will definitely be boycotting ***checks notes*** “Summer Girls” by LFO until further notice

wow Van Helsing is still running, amazing

There’s the difference, then. :)

Yeah, and what I’m saying is that when there is not a boss constricting my schedule, there are a very intense 2- and 5-year-old constricting my schedule. At least at work I get to set a plan for the day and actually stick to it without anyone yelling or crying at me. Like I said, different experiences.

I have to say the one thing my kids have never made me feel is “free”. But it just goes to show how different different people’s experiences of parenthood can be.

good god that frickin movie

genuine question: why does Kylie Jenner pay so much money to look like a Real Housewive in her fifties?

Zayn and Zhavia should not sound like they’re about to cry on this song that is obviously about joyful sexual discovery and awakening :|

lmao at this guy lofting one softball question after another and Shapiro just whiffing on all of them. #TeamFuckingComet

Pete Buttigieg: smart enough to be a Rhodes Scholar, not smart enough to presoak his kidneys so they don’t make his apartment smell like pee. 

Goddamnit I’m mad that for the first time in my life I approve of a thing that Jared Leto did

My parents gave us one month of diaper service for each of ours and it was really nice.

who was rallying in defense of the Harry S Truman anyway, really, honestly, who

ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED, LOU

note that Hawkeye was *conspicuously absent* when Rhodes said that line...

They pull him out whenever they need a plain-talking (but mostly inoffensive!) Middle American family man who’s only 50% about that life. I personally don’t think they’ve used that trope in an interesting way, and I certainly don’t think that other characters needed to die for him twice.

god, IF ONLY

Can we talk about how Family Man Clint also ends up having someone (with a previous history of evil/moral ambiguity) sacrifice themselves to save him in both Age of Ultron and Endgame? 

if I’m Francis who is Herb