Also, to be clear, the Agent Carter TV series (both seasons still streaming on Hulu!) has a whole plotline about Peggy getting over the loss of Steve. A mere acquaintance he was not.

honestly what is your damage

John, you don’t get to tell other people how to spend their holidays.

yeah, when I keep a man’s photo on my desk for 25 years after I last saw him, it’s usually due to a general interest

I loved when he tried to head-butt her into next week and she just... stood there. “Titan” my ass.

. . . who the fuck is Francis

yup, literally nothing funner than misconstruing signs in another country for a dumb laugh like fucking yokels, amirite

Michelle! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sorry, is this Olivia “Take The Sandwich Out Of Her Mouth” Munn? Bitch, miss me.

lmao whatever man

“Minimum wage jobs are for teenagers, not people who have to support themselves!” - some asshole somewhere always

(1) You realize that not every movie can be Black Panther, right?

I think part of my problem with using “Just a Girl” in that scene is that it’s definitely not an empowerment anthem, it’s not even a particularly forceful repudiation of sexism/oppression; it’s just well-known and has the word “girl” in it. So many better songs from the era that would have been more tonally…

the next a sentient pile of rocks is trading trash talk with a teenager on Fortnite.

Thank god someone swooped in 2.666 years later to tell me what was up. My eternal gratitude to you, Poopy Poop The Third.

I have had two babies who slept in my room with me for 8 and 4 months, respectively. When they were in the bed with me, I could not sleep deeply. When they were across the room in a crib, my sleep still suffered. I’m glad that you could, but your experience is not universal.

(1) Sleeping in the same room as the baby can mean worse sleep for you and the baby.

pssssshhh have the courage of your convictions, be America’s first CURRENTLY GOTH president!

I mean, they’re getting there

I can think of a loooooong list of increasingly humiliating things I would do before I’d even consider apologizing to Laura Fucking Ingraham.