ATTENTION CHILDREN: HIGH HEELS ARE SPECIAL OCCASION SHOES. Unless you want to get multiple foot surgeries when you’re older. :|

No because I wrecked my feet with heels in my 20s and can only wear flats or near-flats now.

lmao

This is terrible. How are we supposed to eat the rich if they’re all gristle?!?

no, simply oily isn’t enough, you’ve got to have that “oily after five layers of makeup” look

Right! I was just wondering how low this would push your tip in some municipalities...

am I the only one getting a strong “5000 years of civilization reborn” vibe off of this orrrrrrrrrr

If you can count on me for exactly and only one thing, dissing Renton is probably it.

McAleenan was already the Commissioner of U.S. Customs & Border Protection. He’s not new, he’s just terrible.

Sounds about right for Renton.

=_= sooooo a Lake Washington kid then

Also, as a straight guy, I never found the stars _that handsome_...

These are good points, thank you for making them

Uhhhhh setting aside the use of the word “idiot” here which is super-ablist :( :( I think a lot of the stuff in the first and second episode is meant to emphasize that Annie is bad at taking care of herself because she devalues herself, and not having great birth control practices is sort of part of that- but that…

.... obviously they’re NOT soft, Bob, or else people wouldn’t be complaining.

We, uh, bring emergency snacks for our kids in the event that we can’t get an appetizer for them right away. Restaurants don’t seem to mind; I think they understand that we’re keeping them calm, not trying to nickle and dime them.

I won’t because it’s illegal where I live???

This is a boring reply. We’re all aware of that, thanks.