Sure. Granted.

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, who can say, really, both sides have very good points”

I had BootCamp installed during law school because the secure exam software wasn’t available for Mac but... I sure didn’t spend much time in Windows outside of that context...

Jared once told a reporter he bought it because he so loved the phrase. But when a different visitor asked what he thought of the novel, a classic set during the French Revolution, Jared was dismissive. “I haven’t read it.”

Thanks for making this completely irrelevant comment! Gosh, we’re both great at this.

okay but how could he not know how to do a comedically over-the-top Californian accent

Elizabeth Holmes is ridiculous, but even more ridiculous is that Josh Brolin can’t do a fucking Californian accent? That shit sounds IRISH. What the fuck, man, how much of a disappointment can you be?

lots of money to be made portraying the power fantasies of middle-aged white men on the big screen

Beta O’Dork

Iron Man holds up... what?

I’m gonna have to disagree with you there, bud

Or Iron Man, or Iron Man 3, or...

Yeah that’s what I’m saying but thanks for chiming in

ssssshhhhhhhhhhh, he’s trying to Obama

“I see the future of America right here, right now,” Beto O’Rourke says while standing on a counter in a coffee shop in Burlington, Iowa.

I remember seeing my first baby’s heart on a fancy 3D ultrasound at 12 weeks and thinking it was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen.

But she said viability is a “moving target” because it varies based on the part of the world where a pregnant woman lives or the point in time when advancements in medical technology occurred.

tons, one hopes

Hawkeye is terrible and his new haircut is terrible, cancel Hawkeye, somebody, please