Right! I was just wondering how low this would push your tip in some municipalities...

am I the only one getting a strong “5000 years of civilization reborn” vibe off of this orrrrrrrrrr

If you can count on me for exactly and only one thing, dissing Renton is probably it.

McAleenan was already the Commissioner of U.S. Customs & Border Protection. He’s not new, he’s just terrible.

Sounds about right for Renton.

=_= sooooo a Lake Washington kid then

Also, as a straight guy, I never found the stars _that handsome_...

These are good points, thank you for making them

Uhhhhh setting aside the use of the word “idiot” here which is super-ablist :( :( I think a lot of the stuff in the first and second episode is meant to emphasize that Annie is bad at taking care of herself because she devalues herself, and not having great birth control practices is sort of part of that- but that…

.... obviously they’re NOT soft, Bob, or else people wouldn’t be complaining.

We, uh, bring emergency snacks for our kids in the event that we can’t get an appetizer for them right away. Restaurants don’t seem to mind; I think they understand that we’re keeping them calm, not trying to nickle and dime them.

I won’t because it’s illegal where I live???

This is a boring reply. We’re all aware of that, thanks.

Sure. Granted.

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, who can say, really, both sides have very good points”

I had BootCamp installed during law school because the secure exam software wasn’t available for Mac but... I sure didn’t spend much time in Windows outside of that context...

Jared once told a reporter he bought it because he so loved the phrase. But when a different visitor asked what he thought of the novel, a classic set during the French Revolution, Jared was dismissive. “I haven’t read it.”

Thanks for making this completely irrelevant comment! Gosh, we’re both great at this.

okay but how could he not know how to do a comedically over-the-top Californian accent

Elizabeth Holmes is ridiculous, but even more ridiculous is that Josh Brolin can’t do a fucking Californian accent? That shit sounds IRISH. What the fuck, man, how much of a disappointment can you be?