okay but when their audience is 17-and-unders it fits
I am extremely mad that I now have to like Chris Pratt again because he has a fiber connection
is that a trick of the light or did this young lady forget to have them spray tan her feet...??????
This poor woman, her poor baby. Rest in power.
Man if they’re printing any old fanfiction now I should really switch careers
I mean... I guess you could consider blood and afterbirth to be a kind of... “red lace”... :\
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It’s funny how people on these internets will just caaaaaaasually imply that someone is lying for literally no reason. I’ll show you the full data set once it gets published, I promise.
He’d say “I just love watching you” but secretly he’s just acquiring more data...
Yeah, I wonder in particular if the services don’t lean on the side of finding Native American heritage, since a lot of (white) people seem to expect/hope for it. Glad your mom is cool about it.
I read the first line of this and heard it as the chorus to PrimeTime by Janelle Monae ft. Miguel.
man how many generations back is that, honestly, like 8th or 9th? Okay, enjoy having one ancestor out of 256+ be Indigenous, I guess?
I mean, she’s not the only one by far. (God bless in particular the lady on my cousin’s facebook who literally thought she’d discover “native blood” that would allow her to get “tribal money”)
you know if this were five years ago I would have chosen early death by a mile, but children change a woman. I have to make sure that they survive and are cared for. So I guess I would actually fuck either of these walking, blinking moneybags.
I do on the other hand know a ton of people who have taken ancestry tests hoping to find out that they have “Native American blood”. (Narrator: They did not.)
oh NO WONDER. I had been wondering why that ship stays afloat.
Fuck off.
it’s messed up to go back and look at all the smooth/baby-faced male leads cast in his big movies. I would worry about Brandon Routh (I unfortunately loved Superman Returns) but I think he was probably too old to be Singer’s type?