Hey Russ: Fucking learn to be better at it you pusillanimous shitstain. Your wife wasn’t born knowing how to run a household. She fucking learned. Study and learn and get the fuck better.

He’s already a conservative meme. His face will be on t-shirts within the week. The next generation of Fox grifters is ready.

They should really update the label on the product in the header image.

I just have no frame of reference for it at all! And that’s probably just fine. I recognize that it requires an immense amount of skill and comfort with/enjoyment of one’s own body, which is probably what I’m lacking, lmao

I have tried to watch that video twice, realized that I am an old pearl-clutching biddy who cannot be Hip with The Kids, and gave up. Alexa, explain “twerking”.

imagine literally anyone asking this addled lipoma for his further thoughts on the hottest young couple of the moment

Also has anyone considered that this Robert Patterson person may have gotten the job because Trump thought that he was someone else....???

soooooooooooooooo this whole letter slapfight nonsense is whatever but... can the President actually cancel travel by a member of Congress? Does he have that authority???

I have this problem! Hopefully buy thing online, it arrives but doesn’t fit ideally, I keep it for a couple of months and then donate it anyway. Whereas my success/sparks-joy rate for in-person shopping is like... 75-100%.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

hahaha jesus this is amazing

You might have to unpack that for me, Guh-nat-Buh.

Nothing empowered me more after having a kid than suddenly not caring what people (sure men, but also women-looking-as-men) thought of my body. It’s not for them. It’s for me.

*whispers* they’re just making up numbers and then billing for themmmm

Honestly I bet the #1 result of these lists being made public is people seeking less care, or seeking emergency care later. Without knowing insurer’s bargained rates and payments or ultimate patient responsibility on these numbers, these numbers are essentially meaningless.

google “liches” and get back to us thx

can’t believe it took me 30 whole seconds of scrolling to see this clip, Jezzies what are you doing

Hmmmmm I wonder why Anderson Cooper would find taxing the rich so radical hmmmmmmm

go get your pinkeye treated, man

They’re just mad because she is young and cute and genuinely seems to have enjoyed some portion of her life.