Nothing empowered me more after having a kid than suddenly not caring what people (sure men, but also women-looking-as-men) thought of my body. It’s not for them. It’s for me.

*whispers* they’re just making up numbers and then billing for themmmm

Honestly I bet the #1 result of these lists being made public is people seeking less care, or seeking emergency care later. Without knowing insurer’s bargained rates and payments or ultimate patient responsibility on these numbers, these numbers are essentially meaningless.

google “liches” and get back to us thx

can’t believe it took me 30 whole seconds of scrolling to see this clip, Jezzies what are you doing

Hmmmmm I wonder why Anderson Cooper would find taxing the rich so radical hmmmmmmm

go get your pinkeye treated, man

They’re just mad because she is young and cute and genuinely seems to have enjoyed some portion of her life.

I think I speak for all Seattle-raised peoples when I say, we do not claim her. 

depends, what drug is it that makes a person have literally no flattering angles at all

I’ll consider giving birth in space when they figure out how to get an entire OB/GYN and NICU ward into space (that is, never).

They didn’t even QUESTION HIM when she gave them proof that he was sending her threatening texts. Like, how you gonna deter crime if you don’t even investigate it.

I recently visited family in Japan and one of the things I learned about was how much work is being done on the ground by the city wards in, e.g., Tokyo to help new parents- subsidized childcare, home nurse visits, group play centers, nursing rooms in major shopping centers, etc. etc. It’s just not enough to actually…

Good god that shit hooks right into my tween lizard brain. LOOK AT REBA LOOK AT HOW HAPPY REBA IS

You might get a little sore thumb from pushing the clove into the rind; wear it like a badge of honor.

Does Aladdin look... weirdly old? I always thought of him as early 20s, tops, and the Aladdin above looks like he’s fresh out of his second marriage and ready to mingle. :\

Kudos to Melania, sticking to her chosen smoky eye even though people tell her “you look like a demon” and “please, there will be children there”.

• Buying a $20,000 portrait of Donald Trump, which the charity then listed as an “asset” worth $700 in 2017 and $0 in 2018.

technically the singular of Pentatonix is Pentatonic

(I mean, just think about how soft and supple human jowls can be. Then imagine them on a pig! That makes for some very tasty meat.)