ha ha ha ha ha ha how dare you

okay can we talk about how Garth Brooks is (1) contoured to hell and (2) clearly aging and this is not allowed?????

(The best part is that Trump Sr. apparently hated this because... Trump Jr. should have gotten more money? or Tiffany’s instead of Bailey Banks & Biddle? or...??? Like, how hilarious that there are branding scams that Trump Sr., the man who lives on branding, finds too unclassy.)

It was definitely on low, thanks. :)

Man, you would love to just disappear Bill Clinton right out of the middle here, wouldn’t you. He was a grown man deemed intelligent enough to be elected president of the United States. How much MORE responsible was he, given his age and his power?

Update: IT’S GREAT I LOVE IT except for the daft nobility parts, I have many strong and largely uninformed opinions about Anglo-Irish gentry and what they were growing/eating

Fair. I only have scorzonera and that motherfucker is surprisingly invasive, but since it’s currently only displacing the dandelions and dock in my vegetable garden, I’ll allow it. I’m good on the bindweed and thistle, though.

She got her citizenship based on her green card, which was unrelated to her marriage to Trump.  You can say tons of nasty stuff about her without recycling garbage visa fraud narratives.

oh goddamnit I’m gonna have to watch this, I love old-timey cooking and fancy country estates

You can use the young leaves of salsify as a potherb! Same with dandelion! Eat your weeds! EAT YOUR WEEEEEEDS

(2) and also ensuring a more well-rounded diet and reducing the carbon footprint of our produce

Counterpoint: taste it, pull it, eat it. Free vegetables!

Spoiler alert: the grocery store won’t stock stuff that people don’t buy, and people won’t buy obscure seasonal crops because they’re unfamiliar because the grocery store won’t stock them. It’s a vicious cycle.

(1) Salsify is delicious

Glad to see she’s following Louise Linton’s Guide to How To Dress To Seem Low-Key Villainous And Hopelessly Out of Touch

Same. I wanted a natural (or at least minimally medicalized) birth, but I didn’t even for a moment want it *more* than I wanted a healthy baby at the end.

oh man, I have been hankering for self-care all day and nothing says self-care like baking an unnecessarily elaborate cake. (Ask me about the elaborate meal I cooked for dinner on Election Night 2016. It did not turn out.) TO THE STAND MIXER!!!

Yes, you’re right, you’re definitely a better voter than those other, celebrity-encouraged voters. Great job voting. Wow.

We get ours up to six, apparently.