In case anyone was concerned, I went home and had pickles for dessert. It was great. :)

COME ONNNN KAMALAAAAAAA

Literally die in a fire. :)

I have a skillset- I can forage, I can grow some of my own food, I can preserve- but all that still relies on availability of seeds, fertilizer, fire, potable water, salt, vinegar. Honestly if we’re talking permanent societal collapse with scrabbling competition for scarce resources, I don’t think I want to live. I’m…

the best part of that ridiculous long hair from Iron Man 2 is KNOWING that it’s a wig, that she has some poor Russian woman’s hair on her head and takes it off between takes.

*thinks longingly of pickle vat in the fridge at home* mmmmmmmmmmmmm picklesssssssss

I just;;;; I just really needed this today;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

I read up and down the TL and it was not great. Also, you don’t have to have a Twitter account to read other people’s public tweets. Just figured I’d give you a tip so reality could rip one more good thing from you! :)

oh dang, I got it flipped! I remembered that one of the twins got offed but thought it was him. Thanks for the correction!

Literally just some words that he remembered from his SAT prep and stuck together as if he was putting together a barbecue skewer from the only remaining pieces on the tray.

YES THEY DID ugh that whole arc annoyed me intensely.

In case anyone is interested, the U.S. has admitted 19,899 refugees between 10/1/2017 and 08/31/2018 (this is per the Refugee Placement Center at http://www.wrapsnet.org/admissions-and-arrivals/). So a 30,000 refugee cap for next year’s refugee admissions will... probably not be met. :|

I need you to answer this one very serious question fully and completely: at any point does any person get clubbed to death with an overly tough roast.

Not only has he appeared in all the shows listed above, he also appeared briefly on the Vampire Diaries (and was then killed off) and on Supernatural (and was then killed off) and then also on The Flash (and was then killed off).

I was just about to comment asking if this had a Serial Mom vibe! Now I might actually have to see it.

The first time I ever heard it pronounced was in an Inside Amy Schumer episode and in retrospect I should have known that would be wrong? Anyway sorry Chrissy

I was like “That’s a follow, @Jenny_someletters!” and then I checked her TL and she retweets rape apologists also and truly, there are no heroes in this fallen world.

Okay, #1, his name is Rumplestiltskin

No no no. Nobody needs to know how you justify this shit to yourself. We already know. Go live in a cave and think on your misdeeds if you are incapable of self-correction.