oh honey, I’m so sorry. We had something similar happen to us; we adopted a cat from the shelter, brought her home, and had had her less than two weeks before she choked to death on kibble right in front of me. It was so awful and I’m so sorry, but sometimes our animal friends just... go, and we can’t always save…

Chance was good, right? Movie needed a writer and an editor but the actors represented themselves moderately well.

excuse me TV-Superman Tyler Hoechlin is also excellently endowed in that area

seriously who are the idiots who are getting their hurricane landfall path updates from the president’s twitter account

Alexis Ren looks like she was drawn by Michael Turner? She is definitely either Fathom or Witchblade.

Me too, Mr. Duck Sauce, me too. :\

Can we talk about how terrible the pacing in this was? Just... dragged, and dragged, and bodies piled up, and then suddenly the (anti-)climax and it was over. 

You would have to (1) add a lot of extra acid and (2) process your canned sauce for like... 45 minutes. So I’d suggest using quickly or freezing. 

baby girl there’s always resale. Don’t do this to yourself.

lol half of these are polyester but go off

this was very enjoyable and also I learned the genus name for Japanese spurge, please do more, thanks

As always,

spoiler alert: what was up with Slice was that it was not a very good movie. Classic 80's comedy horror pastiche, wildly inconsistent tone, disastrously bad pacing. An 80-minute movie should never feel long. Chance was great though?

Editorial: you should really stop using this picture of the Madame Tussaud’s wax figurines of Kimberly Guillefoyle and Trump Jr. and use a picture of the real people. Rookie mistake!

gators.... welcome to the resistance...

there is a loooooooottttt of nose going on here

Yes, both of these things are bad. 

god I would just love for him to stroke out while having a twitter freakout. Just GO. No one WANTS YOU HERE. GO.

I don’t understand it, he honestly looks like bad CG, how does a person enter the uncanny valley

*ersatz Bradley Cooper leans stiffly over table, clumsily grabs a shot glass, woodenly glares at the bottle in front of him*