good god this is inane. having been present for the births of both of my children, missing them would not have been The Worst Thing Ever, and could be made up easily through the mandatory decades of subsequent parenting.

and Gina Rodriguez! everyone looks so happy! T_T

Not to discount your experience at all, but Mount St. Helens is literally bare because of the eruption (no tall trees, no medium-sized trees, no trees period), and there’s no snow on it this time of year.

As if anyone at all wondered what gift from God he was talking about. Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, shut the fuck up.

smdh this fool got me googling the nutritional breakdown for bees goddamnit

“the bees kept biting him”

“I want that Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast hair.”

Two public schools in the pricey hamlet of New Canaan, Connecticut saw their lunchroom profits decrease

I swear to god if one more of you starts talking to me like I wasn’t alive and present for approximately 90% of the ‘80s I will go looking for photographic proof

BUT THE WEAVE THOUGH. IT’S A DIFFERENT COLOR. WHY.

okay, what the actual fuck is happening with her hair.

Rest in power, Elizabeth. 

Minor correction, but the lady in the linked article about the Grand Canyon actually fell to her death while hiking. The article says she was making room for another person to pass on the trail. 

WHAT.

god I wish this were true and that I could read it T_T

How to pick a good heirloom tomato:

wow this is like the flipside of fall 2016 when every day saw a new “revelation” mined from the DNC/Clinton e-mails that surprised absolutely no one. RISOTTO you say. WOW.

watch out, Shit Grampa’s trying sarcasm now

The Portuguese are too smart to give anything to Cathy McMorris Fucking Rodgers

Cool, she can be the first female ever to kiss my fat ass