Why are any of us wearing anything, Acme: because it keeps Don Jr. from making sudden and unwanted contact with any area of open skin.

I know we don’t rag on women for how they look but Kimberly looks like she took those extensions right out of the packet and slapped them on her head. You need to *trim* *them* and *style* *them* so they look like your hair, Kimberly.

. . . and that’s it. I’m old. I didn’t even know what the #inmyfeelings challenge was and now that I do I wish I could go back to the time when I didn’t because goddamnit in those days there was personality in it, Howard. There was respect, and comradeship, and gratitude in it. Today, it’s all cut and dried and…

honestly struggling to figure out which honorific is the funniest on Ivanka

I heard this happened! I fuss with my eyelashes something awful as well, so I’m sure I’d manage to go eye-bald right quick if I had extensions.

I have a short haircut, so yes, I get a haircut once a month. With clippers. :)

I’m pretty sure that in modern parlance Ms. is independent of marital status and the default for professional women. If someone told me they preferred Mrs. or Miss, I’d probably think they were a twat and keep calling them Ms. anyway, sotto voce. :D

no those are independent contractors, that way you don’t pay them benefits :)

wow, ALL 7 OF THEM? Whatever will Nordstrom do without all of that money flowing into Caslon-brand separates and outerwear?!?!

I can barely book a haircut once a month and my eyelashes are the lightest hair on my body, so... newp. Don’t worry, mascara, I’m here for you.

OH MY GOSH GUYS THE HOT NEW THING IS.... *hushed voice* castoreum. It’s local, it’s small-batch, it’s artisanal! Add it to your morning smoothy! Enjoy it in a beaver butt latte!

and it’s not excludable as hearsay because it’s

*shrugs* I wasn’t defending Tiffany Trump, I was defending other people who did that work who the OP was also slagging.

If there’s one thing that manages to surprise me about Trump nowadays it’s how the grift seems to spread out from him to his associates even to some of his ostensible opponents (Avenatti, the Krassensteins, etc.). Everyone’s on the make.

I graded onto law review and nonetheless did research assistant work :)

ugh Avenatti is such a blatant hypebeast, I wish he would #basta

(1) Kushner fan?

*please note that not all seafood toxicity issues are resolved with cooking and that certain seafood affected by e.g. red tide can be toxic even after cooking :)