*laughs in pacific northwest*

“Look, man, that’s all great, but I’m more of a lover than a fighter. You know what’s better than fights? A sweet Camaro. The chicks coming home on vacation for the summer LOVE IT.”

oh, great, now we gotta cancel maccha, a wonderful drink with centuries of history (and a charmingly grassy or even marine flavor, depending on where you get it from) just because of these chads

summer aesthetic:

goddamnit you beat me to it. God bless that trash-ass movie.

That’s the one I made! Again, look at the amount of liquid that goes in- less than a cup. 

hmm wonder which Hispanics they asked hmmmmmmm

triple-hopped so it’s bitter like the feeling of helping create the dystopian society that now imprisons you!

they got permission from MGM, the production company, which presumably controls licensing rights for the show. :|

lingerie and wine! So sexy and fun! Just like mass sexual slavery and forced impregnation! yayyyyyyy!

I think we might have to throw the entire capitalism in the trash. :|

Butter: It’s All You’ll Get, You Vain Harlot.

if they’re meant to help us with our feelings then they should be stronger than wine.

wow, dang, ouch, you really got me there, jeez. 

feel free to say the same to me :)

Sorry, regardless of gender or marital status that was a twat comment

dwayne your username is sounding a lot like a challenge right now

nobody asked you, Mr. Chicago, fuck right off

So glad that male commenters are here to talk about their boners, this is the Content Jezebel was made for

FUCK! PUMPING!