I had a pro bono SIJ case that would fall exactly into this hole if it hadn’t been granted back in 2013. As always, fuck these guys.

that picture perfectly mirrored my face as I read this headline, the future truly is amazing

ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Cathy McMorris-Rodgerssssssss

Ron Howard voice: He didn’t just sound like a total dick...

Well, I’m definitely not a pendant, soooooooooo

FFFFFFFUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUCCCKKKKK this GUYYYYYY

IT BE YOUR OWN FARTS!

“Gas Killing Animal”- sounds like me when I eat beans on my period!

I clicked on this article to see Paul Ryan brutally dragged, not gently ribbed. You’ve disappointed me for the last time, Papa Roach!!!

Except that there’s an annual numerical cap that prevents a ton of people who would *like* to get H-1Bs from getting them. A lot of employers won’t even bother sponsoring a new H-1B employee because the uncertainty of whether the petition will be accepted for processing, let alone approved, is a huge deterrent.

Ways to avoid this again:

I don’t see how we’re disagreeing on any of this? But thanks for diving in six months later to let me know.

I definitely remember one instance of a regional card machine being broken. Of course, having a 5-6 month wait for EADs makes me long for those days.

Hey thanks for sharing!

Right, like they ran out of envelopes or the machine is broken or something. I spent three years of my life completing and filing I-485 Applications to Adjust and the NYT article makes it sound like they don’t exist.

It’s cool how you’re misgendering me while also totally distracting from what this article is actually about, a cause that I really care about. Stay woke, I guess.

oh sure, the bone clitoris “doesn’t exist”, Bender, you keep telling yourself that

I’m not your bro (or anyone else’s) and I get that it’s “a joke” but the revocation of the H-4 EAD rule (and every other shit thing he does to black and brown and trans and queer people) is not about fucking Hilary Clinton.

Also in-house immigration solidarity. Keep up the good work.

Ummm. not to be a total buzzkill, but I feel like... we could probably stop making things about people who didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton at this point. Endless side-eye to them and theirs, but there’s something kind of single-minded about taking every new Trumpian outrage and using it as an opportunity to rehash old…