no, but “equivalent” products usually run that much more. :\

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A STATISTIC IS

stats or gtfo

I’m glad that the NYT is reporting on this, because it’s important to at least tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of H-4 dependents, but goddamn I wish they’d talked to an immigration lawyer to clarify their understanding of the law first. People in the visa backlog haven’t “had their green cards approved”; their…

H-1B1 Chilean/Singaporean treaty workers are different from H-1B temporary skilled workers. Learn your shit. :).

lucky me that they’re always sold out on Sephora, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy, I definitely want to pay 4-8x as much for the same product, T_T

... ugh I just bought my first The Ordinary product last week and now this.

tbh I don’t think any of us are surprised that it took so long, dude was focusing on killing billions across the universe when he should have been focusing on finding... you know.

Cannibal Witch follows two accounts on Twitter and one of them is known cannibalism advocacy group Cannibal Corpse. HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT SOONER?!?!

*rapturous-applause.gif*

So, my dad had someone match with him, like a 2nd-cousin level match, a few years ago. We know that my paternal grandfather, now deceased, had a secret second family on the side (!!!) so he thought maybe that was who it was. The match reached out; he was a multiracial adoptee in our city looking for his birth family.…

*imagines other species walking around in T-shirts reading “ASK ME ABOUT MY OVUM”*

buddy when I menstruate it is anything but covert

goddamnit it’s been like 17 years cut me some slack

um I am not privy to Yvonne Strahovski’s voting habits sooooooooooo idk?

wow that took a turn, gonna have to make a sanity roll here...

yeah but counterpoint: I don’t want Dr. House in me. :|

As a vagina-haver, I’d much prefer to name it after a stolid, dependable workhorse of a character rather than a showboat like Dr. House.

There is no part of that sentence that makes sense. (1) Vaginas do not menstruate (2) menstruation is not secret (3) menstruation is not brilliant (4) is her vagina some sort of misanthropic genius, the Dr. House of her body (5) what.

I.. kind of love this. Definitely has echos of Hedwig.