Yes. AND DEFINITELY NOT JUST BECAUSE I APPARENTLY GOT SOUSED ON “GROWN-UP” EGGNOG WHEN I WAS FIVE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

FUUUUUUUUCKCKCKCK HIMMMMM ugh this particular bullshit plan makes me so mad. The administration is basically telling people from Central America that they can come here and have their families torn apart, or stay in their home countries and risk death together.

To be clear, this pregnancy only lasted to 22 weeks (the early edge of fetal viability) because this tyrant battled tooth and nail to prevent this girl from getting the abortion she was legally entitled to. His actions are just as abusive as the threats of violence from her sponsor, and neither is fit to be charged…

you think?

*piano plays*

oh, they had both

Thank you very much for this. I learned a lot.

I guess when you make law review at UVA you just assume that everything that comes after is something you deserve? IDK.

To be fair, as an in-house immigration attorney, I would have answered all of those questions the same way.

Yes, fellow human, I too read the news.

I don’t know what weird sad misconceptions of feminism you are cradling in the festering hole where your soul should be, my dude, but I can be equal to men while still engaging in skilled labor traditionally coded as feminine, sooooo

I mean... optimistically... =_=

the periods are fucking hell, aren’t they. I’m back to big ole mattress-shaped pads for three days at a time after years of just tucking a tampon in and going.

man I wish I could get drunk and weave all day, that sounds like a great time.

I’m sorry. I wish that it was easier for you.

that is absolutely the noise I was making out loud as I typed it so gj :D

“I think it’s outrageous, I think it’s a joke, it’s disgusting. I myself have risked my life countless times for the American flag,” Seagal told Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain.

The Times published a couple of stories back in March. Here’s the big one: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/11/health/zika-virus-brazil-birth-defects.html.

I mean our relationship is not perfect but it is infinitely preferable to the alternative