c’mooooon Tenth Amendment, today HAS to be the day you’re good for something you piece of shit

... why are you peeing on your toilet paper?

Right? If it doesn’t dissolve when you pee on it...

This is super-cool! That said...

Congratulations, you are precisely the kind of dude who should not have been hugging women in the first place.

When I buy a piece of cheese, I intend to eat all of it in one sitting, there is no other thought in my head.

my cats, my children, and my husband are all perfectly fine, thank you

yes, please, won’t someone think of the dick pix

Being a house husband doesn’t make you a good person.

noooope, it was right, men in power are almost uniformly terrible.

You know, say what you will about Iris, but at least she’s got a distinct aesthetic and gets to wear pants on the regular.

NOTHING ON THAT LIST IS GOOD. Fuck all the way off.

Again, you are attributing 11-dimensional-chess-level reasoning to someone who may not even have theory of mind. We just *don’t* know what he is willing to do, except that he has frequently done some weird and unreasonable shit (that seemed to run directly counter to his interests) in the past. So the idea that he…

*shrug* who the fuck knows with any of these guys, honestly.

jesus christ, warn a bitch

but that willingness doesn’t stop Trump from firing him. That’s the point. He needs Senate consent to appoint, not to fire. And Trump himself is a wild card, and we don’t really know the extent of his staff’s ability to control him if he truly wants to fire a motherfucker.

It’s not like Star Trek because it’s incompetent assholes all the way down. But you do you.