motherfucker I took out the trash this morning. Is that why you’re so salty, because it’s trash day?

OK but realistically does anyone actually like Funny Games

GREEN ROOM IS SO GOOD! I finally watched it a few weeks ago and it was unbearably tense the whole time. (But then, I felt the same way about The Babadook.)

“I have written the letters and they are going out today or tomorrow” = “The rent check that I have definitely already written is definitely already in the mail and on its way to you and definitely not still in my checkbook wherever that is”

well... your skills are definitely needed. If you think you can do a good job, and aren’t too worried about burnout...

... Queen Bavmorda?

Of course, the trick is finding a way to turn them...

I didn’t say all, but now that you mention it...

but, great news, ALL GENDER IS BULLSHIT

YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME :D

while there’s a whiff of “I’M NOT MAD I’M LAUGHING” to this, whatever my man, enjoy

What kind of position are we talking here? If it’s anything enforcement-related, MISS ME.

sorry did you feel that this merited posting twice or did you just have a stroke

my babydaddy would be the first to admit that he is occasionally Trash even if he is generally One Of The Good Ones. Nice try though :)

Also, men kind of are trash.

???_??? I don’t know, who are they and why are they and most importantly why would I care?