oh shit

screw you, Baba Yaga flosses her teeth with the sinews of weak wives like Melania

Donald made a great deal on bulk contour/bronzer.

god what a journey

tell me how you are achieving those brows, seriously

“WHY WON’T BABA YAGA SHUT UP” - some motherfuckers somewhere

like steampunk only forestpunk? I dig.

yesssssssssss Ivan Bilibin with that good shit. Love that man.

I’m in for BBYG, her lifestyle/home magazine. “Heartpounding Mortar & Pestles for Fall”, “Ten Exciting Fence Treatments”, “The Best New Nail Polishes For The Chicken Legs Upon Which Your Mobile Hut Rests”, etc. etc.

nobody tell Chris Cillizza about the Dick and Jane books, they’ll blow his mind

as always,

Why is this guy speaking at the UN? What title could he possibly hold that would entitle him to spew his ignorance there? I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE’S THERE AND TALKING AND EVERYONE IS LISTENING AS IF HIS OPINION MATTERS OH GOD

my dude everybody knows that Baba Yaga is Russian, but maybe Putin has met her and doesn’t like her because she’s a strong woman, so La Llorona is the spoiler? HOW CAN ANY OF US KNOW?

definitely Russian hackers all the way down

lol, mine are “Baby’s Favorite For Nursing” and “Baby’s Favorite For Watching TV”

“Make America Great Again Again”

Maybe, just maybe, the real wall was in our hearts all along...?

fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkk CBPPPPPPPPPP

excellent #content, thanks for sharing

realtime video of me reading this headline: