riiiight? He has the facial structure of a bloated gerbil.

oh, I didn’t post this as like an analogous reaction. This is literally a gif of a badger who has come upon Ted Cruz wanking in the wilderness and decided that life is not worth living.

This is the face I make in every spontaneous photo someone has taken of me that accidentally catches me regretting aaaaaaaalll of my life choices. (There are lots of these photos.)

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

psssst

oh my god I would have paid money to be there and I’m not even gay or a babadook

goddamnit I didn’t even think of this, fucking hell

Yes, you’re absolutely right, those people should have remained a permanently exploited underclass. Great point.

Federal... G...

looooooooooooool fuckim

I’m an immigration attorney, and heard a story from a fellow practitioner who had a new DACA application due to be delivered on the date of the announcement, but FedEx misdelivered it. Of course, USCIS wouldn’t accept any new DACA applications effective the day after the announcement, so that’s another little tragedy…

Should people who come over undocumented face some kind of consequences for technically breaking the law (and that consequence can be something like a fine before getting them on a citizenship pathway)?

goddamnit let’s eat the rich. TO THE BARRICADES!

I’m not sad. I’m just genuinely amazed that one family feels the need for that much space. But, uh, thanks for the pep talk.

Having lived in 400 sf at various points, I can only say

I see a lot of “botulism” talk here and feel that it is important to note that raw seafood generally does NOT present a risk of botulism; botulinum bacteria occur in anoxic environments (think sealed cans) that are inadequately acidic or improperly canned. That’s why every time you hear about botulism poisoning, it’s…

*gives you a warm and enfolding hug*