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trapper keeper or gtfo

HOW DARE YOU DEFAME OUR QUEEN AND SAVIOR RIHANNA WITH THIS CLEARLY CONCOCTED AND UTTERLY FICTITIOUS *throws smoke bomb, ducks out back door*

JESUS FUCK

that would be... RICH. WOW.

get a haircut and the fuck out of Ethiopia, Diplo

did... he seriously think that Rihanna would be caught dead on that anti-banger of a track?

me reading this article: eh, more of the same

fucking milkshake-duck-ass motherfucker

Already got one, thanks :)

the words “comfy” and “wireless” in conjunction are confusing to me; a bra without enough support is by definition uncomfortable to me :(

Right? I don’t want to destroy my spine any further.

The underboob gets much sweatier if it’s just hanging out against the skin in sweaty weather. Authority: me, 36G, literally every day.

... so, we don’t just put our bras on before we get ready? Was that... was that just me?

. . . I don’t think that any of that contradicts what I said. And if we’re nitpicking, ICE doesn’t approve the visa, the State Department does through its consulate.

His illegal entry and unauthorized presence in the US will make him ineligible to reenter the U.S., regardless of any pressure from the school or his family, without a waiver (which are usually only granted in really extreme circumstances). Schools can issue F-1 student visas, but students have to have nonimmigrant

I’ve worked with illegal immigrants from El Salvador, you piece of shit, and I’d take them over you any day of the week.

if ukeleles weren’t meant to be smashed over the heads of twee white people, God wouldn’t have made them so smashable.

lol no it won’t