lol wow the stans are out in force today

I will both listen to someting else AND Hagen on their appearance and you CAN’T STOP ME

why is that guy’s chin so big, what is he hiding in there

whyyyyyyyy nobody wants your sad-sack cover of dance classics goddamnittttt

lol I don’t ever want to hear Leonard Cohen songs, but if I must, I absolutely insist that they be performed by literally anyone other than Leonard Cohen himself.

flaming take: k.d. lang’s is also great

omg instant spot-cleaning, give me thirty of them

... did you think that the lady they interviewed would read your shitty comment? And even more, that she would take your shitty comment to heart? Maaaaaaaaaaaan, come on.

dude that guy doesn’t even have a separate chin and neck who the fuck is he to be smirking like that

SCREW YOU DAD I’LL DO WHAT I WANT

buddy you can’t drop this fire here, how am I supposed to retweet it

riiiiight? there are some smirks back there that do nothing to defuse critiques of the police.

You might have to spell out what you’re saying for me, because it doesn’t seem related to the topic at hand (information privacy and why people don’t want the government getting its hands on information they share with private companies).

same? I thought it was a “messy Mya lawsuit” and thought that maybe she’d sued Bey for slander or something? I don’t know. 

surprised he didn’t include piss in that title

ah yes, Usa Murkowski, more American even than an Alaskan political dynasty.

“When I said [Priebus and I] were brothers from the podium, that’s because we’re rough on each other. Some brothers are like Cain and Abel.”

with a name like Murkowski

Seriously. Surely discriminating against Alaskans for federal employment and grants would be illegal on its face.