I both (1) have not seen Batman v. Superman and (2) was very aware that they implied that Superman wasn’t dead.

but I thought Superman was dead :(

god yes, she’s fabulously unhinged.

“Let me be very clear: I know that collusion has a precise technical definition, and I will admit to almost anything that does not fit that exact definition.”

I don’t know, I really enjoyed the first Thor. It’s kind of fun watching him be a dumbass and get his occasional comeuppance.

He’s great on Twitter and also a great engaging director, I am extremely into it.

It was extremely un-entertaining! Still don’t understand how it made as much money as it did.

The director, Taika Waititi, knows how to make a fun movie. Which is a giant lolfukyu to Thor: The Dark World. :D

He really bores when he tries to go mainstream action hero. Stay weird, Hiddles.

they have been needing to go easy on his color for YEARS. “Pops on the screen” is just another way of saying “looks implausible even for the God of Mischief”.

eh, might as well go the full George Hamilton

Jesus Mickey, what the fuck.

Who is that on the top right? Mickey Rourke?

I look at this guy’s house, and his hairline, and I’m so certain that a ton of money and work went into both of them, and yet they are both so bad.

lol I think I just bought this or its amazon equivalent

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

She’s the best! She was on @midnight a lot and I was always happy to see her name come up.

ah thanks. I thought the asymmetry in particular was suspicious.

CRY, YOU RICH LITTLE FUCKWIT. CRY UNTIL YOUR TEAR DUCTS BLEED.

Is... is this photo genuine? It really does look shopped, but then, people’s faces change...