how does he ALWAYS have the worst hair? do all of his stylists, throughout his life, hate him as much as we do?

JOKE’S ON YOU LIBTARDS, HE DID IT TO MAKE A #FAKENEWS REPORTER QUESTION HIS OWN SENSE OF REALITY

lol the whole alt-right crew kind of makes me think of Otto from A Fish Called Wanda

I love the remixes. The one timed to the canon blasts in the 1812 overture, for example. :)

looooooooooooooove iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Again, animal cruelty happens here as well. It just takes different forms in other countries, and you feel okay criticizing it in racialized terms because of that. Maybe ask yourself why.

I live in a country with factory farms. It would be hypocritical of me and, yes, hella racist, to criticize the way that other countries treat their livestock when we ourselves are so fucking terrible on that point.

That speech is some nazi-ass shit, no lie.

RUN LITTLE CEPHALOPOD RUN

I feel like I might be you in five years (if I can get my husband to agree to chickens) so I’m gonna let it slide JUST THIS ONCE.

Please, reconsider the phrase “foreign hyena laughter”.

This fish is extremely dead and your critique of “Asian countries” is borderline racist.

aw man, I will eat most things but I would feel too bad for my cephalopod friends to eat that particular dish. (what is that anyway, ikiguidon?)

NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO THIS TOAST

hey, wait, that is a BATH MAT, not a RUG, how DARE YOU

oh hey, someone took a video of me dancing

no this one was probably cotton? IDK. I got it from LOFT and was way too proud of it.

lol ur the worst

I bought a big fluffy white shag accent rug for my tiny bedroom when I lived in Japan. I loved it to death even if it did magnetically attract dirt.

hard to read some of those paras and not think about the, uh, “victory” of the will...