you are the first person to have this thought I promise

Extremely original comment, A+++

next level major fackery

“In America, we don’t worship government. We worship God.”

I don’t follow any of them but I also don’t spend my days ragging on them on the internet for funsies. Maybe you should reconsider your life choices.

read this as negative fifty degrees and was like YES IPA’S ARE FROM THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL SO THAT IS CORRECT

tell me about it, I devoured my muffin afterwards as if tearing apart my own fears >_<

So glad you didn’t have it! That’s a scary test, especially given that you have to fast for it, lol.

(1) Remember that the vast majority of pregnancies do not involve those terrifying conditions!

I had itchy belly late in my pregnancy and got screened for cholestasis, but fortunately passed. So glad that you and your friend both had safe deliveries and healthy babies!

Razor clams and geoducks both make for great raw eats! Crudo, ceviche, sashimi, whatever. Haven’t tried horse clams but I bet they would too.

Congratulations! Enjoy your baby kisses.

Seems like this particular community has their own “midwives” who don’t actually do the crucial work of telling people when they need to go to the hospital? If they’d had a vaguely qualified midwife, I wouldn’t have minded.

Congratulations! Isn’t it funny how having your own new one makes the rage that much more visceral.

Hell, my youngest siblings were twins who were born at term and my little sister was still like 4 lbs and change? And she stayed in the NICU for a week or two at least just in case.

I’m not here to shit on all Abrahamic religions, just this particular one, thanks.

:|

Right, I in no way meant to imply that people without children couldn’t also feel a righteous moral outrage in re: neglect of children.