Kids born after The Dunk of Death are now in college.

That ended too quickly. I would have liked to see Joe get a few more shots in. And by get a few more shots in, I mean pound Kadri’s face until it was unrecognizable.

Correction: that seems like a lot of diarrhea for $4.20.

As a Lakers fan, fuck the Celtics.

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

At least we know Steelers fans are going to handle this well.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

It’s funny how many people assume someone would want to live in Oklahoma if there were other options.

Yeah, that’s not a stage dive, that’s a flying tackle, which is kind of funny in its own right, when you consider the components: drunk perpetrator, so much so that he is deemed “a danger to himself”, taking out a warbly singer, at an open-mike night no less (instant, concrete feedback!), who now complains of various…

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

“What two of the world’s top drivers were doing at a Taco Bell is unclear.”

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

Meanwhile in America, 70 years old wannabe-King/despot pretends to know how to drive a big rig in front of as many cameras as possible.

I know it’s cool to make fun of Bill Simmons and all, but he’s not wrong. Wall is a career .321 3p shooter taking a 26-footer with a guy in his face. I don’t care to look up the exact stats on it, but I dare bet that’s a shit that he shoots under 30% on. How many other shots are you going to get that have that little…

Good joke, but that slug% is impossibly low for a player who hits .398 w/ 51 HRs.

Being on TV, just one more thing that A-Rod is markedly better at than Jeter.

Congratulations @MarkSanchez
Never say never!!! Way to persevere through a varsity.

Firewater (reportedly), claims another Redskin.

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.