SAAB. How would one go about resurrecting a niche brand with a quirky engine layout, reputation for all weather drivability and a focus on safety? By making it Subaru’s luxury brand of course!

At this point, unless the decal clearly states that the person was their grandparent, I just assume it was heroin.

The only thing I associate the Trailblazer name with is all of the rusted out ones I see running around, most of which have a decal on the back that reads the name of some deceased person.

“In loving memory of ______. Gone but not forgotten or Only the good die young.” Bonus points if the decal also has the silhouette…

This car might suck.

I guess I better hurry up and get one before they appreciate. As the old saying goes, your Subaru goes up 20% in value the moment you drive it off the lot.

Sure.

The technically correct (the best kind of correct) response would be that he would not have had to make any correction at all, had the spike strips not been there. Therefore, from my point of view, the spike strips and thus the police, did cause the accident.

this is the PD’s try at avoiding admitting fault for the eventual civil action that will come from this accident.

Seriously. And how does anyone think deploying spike strips on a road that has a corridor of stopped cars filled with people is a good idea?

Give Fancy Kristen a call; if you beg enough she might buy one to let you oogle up close every now and then!

i lost it at “4st”

No arguments here, that’s one big trunk.

What’s even weirder is they probably won’t have redesigned the Charger

Yeah, bears aren’t the part of the LGBTQ2 community who usually drive Subarus.

Moral of the story, don’t be impressed by anyone driving a 3 year old German car.

I’m shocked a 200 lasted a full three years

I’m shocked a 3 year old 200 is $14k. I wouldn’t have paid that much for a new one.

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If you buy a Subaru, and don’t cover it with bumper stickers, did you ever actually own a Subaru?