DeSantis is both pure evil and dumb as a bag of rocks, and therefore the magas love him. He’s even dumber than Donnie BoneSpur because he lacks BoneSpur’s survival instinct. BoneSpur is third-generation mobster (if you count his grandfather running a whorehouse in Canada). This battle should be very interesting even…

It’s really an excellent scapegoat.  I know that Mercury is not controlling my life but it’s some relief to shake my fist at the heavens and blame Mercury retrograde when things suck.  

That religion is so ingrained is what makes it so much more worthy of being called out than astrology.  I think there are a lot of things people shouldn’t believe past the age of 12 (e.g., America is the greatest country on Earth, RBIs are a meaningful stat in baseball), but only some of those things, if believed,…

I get the gist of what this comment is trying to say, but if you’ve gotten past the age of 12 and your education hasn’t led you to the conclusion the Christianity is complete hookum, something has gone horribly wrong.

“Uh oh, looks like we had to cancel the date for this week. One of the eligible bachelors caught Consumption, and it has spread to the other contestants.

No worries though, our best doctors are bleeding them as we speak, and they should be up to shape by Guy Fawkes Day!”

Do you think I lack family connections would be an appropriate answer for why I think I’m single? It’s peasants all the way back in my family. Also, pfft, husband is in the way.

What about the dowry?  And do they have to learn how to waltz?  Ooh do they have use chamberpots?  Let's not go half-assed here.  

I’ve never understood the romanticizing of the Victorian era or ANY era pre-women’s rights movement. Even 50 years ago, women still needed a husband to get a credit card or a bank account.

They need to add a part where the contestants have to rush out and get married because the chaperone looked the wrong way for five seconds.

They say it’s a dating show, but once you get there they ship you off to Portugal to fight Napoleon.

It’s kind of funny how the males of the GQP like to promote themselves as these strong, alpha types who must control women. Yet the way they all cave to the biggest manbaby of all only shows their weakness and lack of balls.

It’s telling that reactionaries are trying to undermine the 1619 Project by attempting to discredit Critical Race Theory, as opposed to... you know... the actual scholarship underpinning the articles.

Let’s be frank, though. This wasn’t UNC foolishly getting carried away with culture-war anxiety, this was their well-established, racist old guard having FEELINGS about an accomplished Black woman saying things that made them uncomfortable.

Oh Jesus Christ...That’s exactly what was said during the elections and yet here we are with the most ineffective Democrat to hold office.

No, a bunch of drunken illiterates shitting themselves that they were one school shooting away from losing their guns and collusions with foreign nations will.

I mean, it was going to fail when you note that a huge chunk of republicans aren’t going to get vaccinated unless we hid it in a slice of cheese

Rehabilitation and release seems reasonable for a crime committed by a pre-teen. But I also think the mental health issues they had were clearly brought on somewhat by what started out as a voluntary obsession. Hopefully she stays clear of the obsessive parts of the internet.

The fact that the Pope won’t come to Canada to face the thousands of Indigenous people that the Catholic Church has wronged, but will have court with Kim Kardashian (is she even Catholic?) is a level of ridiculous that I can’t even wrap my head around.  

My shallowness leads me to focus on the balding heads...almost impossible to have foreseen at one time, except for the looming dome of their padre...

They may be on different paths, but there's no escaping that collision course with male pattern baldness.