so he’s definitely got alzhiemers then

Yeah and it isn’t cute. I mean they sacrificed their souls to get good ratings and now that they smell blood they’re calling people out but that’s for ratings too. Thank god the NYT and wapo are doing investigation journalism.

It’s about fucking time, media. They are partly responsible for this shit show and should be apologizing to the American people everyday.

The same Matt Lauer who was tricked and deceived by that master manipulator, Ryan Lochte!

It’s the first gorram thing I thought of when I saw that photo.

Actually, Milla’s wig is way more lifelike than the dried-out yarn on top of Kellyanne’s head.

You know this is an edited clip, yes? Anderson’s interview comes from something else, as much as I would love him to actually be going off on KAC like that.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

The moment when she got read for the absurd liar she is: Anderson doesn’t  say a thing, he just reflexively can’t stop laughing at her (though finally he blurts out, “This is so stupid!”). Anyone who hasn’t seen this, let this minute and a half brighten your day....

She will not push up her Mother Pillows like a common hussy. You are mad! Mad, I say!

while I agree that the full body condom bit from the Naked Gun was some funny shit (classic, RIP Leslie Nielsen), VP Pence would disagree with this...sex is for PROCREATION ONLY, all other nights it’s reflection and prayer to make those sinful urges go away.

I have a friend who dated a guy (very briefly) who apologized when he came.

Norman Bates is the second creepiest person to refer to his one true love as “Mother.”

Please make this an ongoing column. It’s going to be even funnier when he becomes president.

is that not a thing for other people