Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

And - it’s only for married mothers, not for single women!!

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

It’s all projection. He nearly shit his pants when she chastised him.

“..the audience was saying ‘let him speak, let him speak”

Ya, nervous like a rock.

As soon as he opened his mouth:

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

I never thought that Cosmo would be more willing to ask substantive questions than the New York Times, and yet here we are.

Facts are un-American. Why do you hate the troops?

“Back when I was not working on account of being a trophy wife, my pregnancy was really hard on me. I had to take several weeks off from not working so that I could concentrate on making sure the nanny took proper care of my baby. I would definitely classify it as one of the most difficult times of my life. Donald’s…

“Trump’s interview this morning with Dr. Oz will just be a conversation about well-being, being active and positive thinking.”

So...basically the same excuse as with the taxes. He’s “being audited” and he’s “having a physical”.

Because while one biographer believes this was their fate, it wasn’t clear whether it has been established via record (death certificate, etc). That makes sense, seeing as record-keeping was not consistent at the time. Some of my family also almost certainly died in the Holocaust, but the Nazis did not do us the…

Consent isn’t heart-warming, I guess. But just look at the headlock the dude’s got her in: this was never romantic.

Knowing how much she disliked this photo takes the glow off of it. I can’t help but think of that everytime I see it now