Doesn't it strike you as bizarre that the poster says "He Is Back" when they're not just rebooting the series, but retelling the whole origin story? It's as if marketing is attempting to gloss over the whole point of this new story and sell movie tickets by simply using the popularity of "Spider-Man" as a brand.

SmarterChild was lying every time he said "LOL".

Any missing pieces can only be attributable to human error.

Is... Batman playing Angry Birds?

Forget photo shop... now I can not measure up to CGI muscles!

Yes... in the same way "Doritos" is actually a brand for tortilla chips.

In the U.S., it means baby food. So, you know... same thing.

Can I still at least get the sweet skull-teeth tattoo?

I wish they showed some Kevin Michael Richardson. And, of course, Mark Hamill.

Yeah! It'd have to be him or Captain Hammer, right? I don't see them executing "Bad Horse" a la Game of Thrones.

I think Moist is probably sweating over his future right now.

"Iron Man.... SUIT UP!"

strange walking behaviour in response to gravity

Burn it! Burn Them All!

I want to see this film for the teeth-outside-mouth tattoo alone. How cool is that?

Yep. James Cameron gave a whole new meaning to "hair extensions".

I don't know... those pygmy mummies from the second movie were hilarious!

Avatar 2: Jake Sully Goes Native... Again.

Doom was also beaten by a "seriously cheesed off" green nympho who only received her powers moments before.

I hate to use this cliche... but...