George Carlin called him "governor bush" (not capitalized) because "that is the only elected office he ever held legally."

I hope they don't eat McFlies!

Soon, someone's going to have to start "Spider-Dickery.com"

Was this one not even considered?

True Story: In college, I woke up with three police officers peering down at me... in the wrong dorm room. This was after I'd gone to sleep in my own bed, for the record, although a little light drinking had admittedly taken place earlier that night. Some bizarre alchemic combination of sleep deprivation, stress and…

This use of technology has been condemned by the highest of authorities.

"I suppose you think that was terribly clever"

Liam Neeson doesn't Dance with wolves. He punches them!

Well, we can put to bed that they're NOT FROST GIANTS. And some of us were SO sure.

Liam Neeson answers the Call of the Wild with his fists.

Because Superman is such a pig!

When James Cameron stares into the abyss, the abyss stares back wearing 3-D glasses.

"Nobody has stabbed my hair! Nobody has blinded my weave!"

The awkward moments continue to this day...

[io9.com]

And... powering your robot! Duh!

I've never seen such a good movie that made me think, mid-film, "Wow, I hate this director."

Spider-Man's Rogues Gallery, or Ripley's Believe It or Not...?

"You think you can steal from us, and just walk away?"

Witnessed at recent NYC Comic Con: