‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

COMIC SANS?

Know what I had to do to make my dog happy? Come home. HAPPY. Let him out. HAPPY. Let him back in. SO HAPPY. Feed him. TOO MUCH HAPPY FOR ONE TINY DOG.

A million plus years of evolution as long-distance walkers and our feet don’t work right if they flex? I don’t buy that at all. Lots and lots of people do all their hiking with running shoes or even more flexible footwear.

I’m not sure Nancy Reagan’s inaugural ball dress would pass muster - a bare shoulder? Slut, obviously.

JUST TRY TO HATE ME WOOOOOO

turn out your legs, turn out from the hips, stop sickling, get over the box, support with your lower abs, weight forward. there.is.so.much.wrong.

It's a damn good thing there's no dancing in it. She'd have hurt herself!

sorry, the dancer in me can't get past that sickled foot.

This is meh. For true Ciara greatness:

NOOOO!!!! HER POOR FEET!!!!! Just from that still I can see she has really poor form and she could really damage herself. Her arch is practically nonexistent so her weight is at the back of the box instead of the front. I weep for her ankles. POINTE SHOES ARE NOT FOR FUCKING AMATEURS YOU WILL GET INJURED.

As a server in one of the better restaurants in a major city- let me tell you that these restaurants DETEST bachelorette parties and that we groan inwardly as soon as we see them walk through the dining room with their tiaras and sashes. We fully expect (and get!) high maintenance tables with a low tab and 10%…