Yeah, for a proper Torchinsky article their needs to be a part where the buses are charged by pedal powered generators at each seat that convert childhood obesity into electricity.

You okay Torch? This idea is quite logical, practical, and very doable... somewhat atypical for a guy who posits electric eels as range extenders.

Yes, why is this even a topic!? Miata. Miata. Miata.

Miata. And not because miata is always the answer

Drive for another team the first few times to get a feel of how you want to do things?

Hum, late 70 boring domestic car, handles like a pig, brakes like a pig, corners like a pig, starts like a pig, accelerates like a pig, safe as an angry pig, all said and done, you would be much better off spending $4,500 on pulled pork sandwiches. CP all day!

For less than $3000 you can get a really nice prostitute that will also wreck your marriage and give you the same burning and itchy sensation for days. The upside is she won’t be sitting in your driveway mocking you for months afterwards.

I love how the HOA announcement throws quotations around the word “reasonable.”

We have different definitions of “useable” sir.

...said no real jalop ever

I like the idea of Utterly Realistic Car Ads.

I can’t wait to see the asshole’s mugshot. Good work CHP. It’s jerks like this that make it tougher on all the other riders trying to be safe out there.

I am not a trump supporter in the very least. I don’t understand why as a country, they are mad at us, for being mad that thousands of their countrymen illegally enter our country? I wouldn’t have a problem with Germany if they had a problem with American’s illegally entering their country and if that was the case…

Teens run away for a lot of reasons. Might have been serious abuse, might have been failing to buy her the latest iPhone. Probably somewhere in between. But she’s almost certainly better off there than in the hands of couple of pimps. And I think we can assume child services didn’t just drop her off at the curb and…

I know I’m close to a year late... but Helios is the sun, not the wind.

Perhaps they can put one of those large high tension line ceramic insulators under the hood with a Jacobs ladder attached like in the old Frankenstein movies. Sparks flying everywhere and loud buzzing! Neon lights! Vacuum tubes! Celebrate electricity and the magic of it all.

The whole car doesn't make sense. In a world that is getting more and more densely populated with more and more congestion, it makes less and less sense to have hugely long, hugely wide car. An unpainted, burnished aluminium body likely to be crafted by hand? That's a labour intensive affair to fix if it gets…

Kind of an irrelevant point. What if your headgasket fails, what if you get a fuel leak, what if you get a blowout? Point is, any number of things can bork your car, this system adds some and takes some away. Nothing is ever foolproof.

If we ever get this sorted out, these possibilities could be endless.