*Except Sam Jackson, cause he only plays one character: Sam Jackson. Why he’s ever cast outside a Capital One commercial, I’ll never know.

Neither one has every played a convincing character in their lives. I still wince every time I watch Inglorious Basterds (a good movie) when Brad Pitt (a bad actor) tries to talk with a southern accent. This should not be a difficult accent to do.

I’m getting really fucking tired of seeing this asshole’s face.

What a pleasant day his wife must have had…Jesus.

Which does this make you hate more: Brits or Soccer. Either way I’m sure these tiny pricks got the VD they deserve.

Tim Tebow’s mom?

Not to mention the fact that it seems the plight of most Wisconsites can be summed up thusly: “Everything in Wisconsin is the best ever, so I got the fuck out and moved to Minnesota as soon as I could. I talk shit about Minnesota incessantly even though all they provided me was an education and a fucking career. #GPG!”

Can’t deny I’d love for him to be there to aid Teddy’s development but at this point I just wish the Vikings would give him what he wants so we don’t have to hear his petulant bullshit anymore.

Nah, he’s from Milwaukee, only thing he’s bringing anywhere is cheese curds and heart disease.

But honestly, has anyone ever actually met a Jaguars fan?

For me, my favorite line in the trilogy is when Gandalf confronts the Balrog and warns the others “Fly, you fools.” before letting go of the ledge.

At first glance I read it as “Deranged” which would have at least seemed more in keeping with the character. And as for the casting, at least we get an Oscar-winner and not a Shia Lebouf or Joaquin Phoenix.

What’s more disturbing: that Instagram comment, the fact that it got 2,675 “likes” or the fact that this asshole probably has a girlfriend and will likely reproduce someday?

My guess is a framework for a trade is in place, but they don’t announce it until day 1 of the draft. Gotta be a reason Peterson’s camp has been so quiet recently after all the whining they were doing.

Well, I think the film creators were intentional in picking Giger. Giger on the other hand I think had some…problems

^ That was also part of the genius of the horror of this film. The monster was designed by HR Giger (look up his work if you're clueless as to who he was). There was a reason he was hired to design the monster—the movie from top to bottom was designed to give the audience an uncomfortable, almost violated feeling,…

Well, hey, gotta credit the cop for at least taking out the taser before the murder device. Sorry, "service weapon". The man was clearly not a mortal threat and I doubt much the situation called for 8 bullets to be shot in his direction as the cop is firing as calmly as he would a target at a practice range. Fucked…

John Fox has his work cut out for him. He might have to learn how to coach a football team.

Seems like a basic lack of knowledge about quite a few natural and biological forces going on here.