I want to downvote this for reminding me this movie ever existed ever.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

Inside scoop from Rob Demovsky, Olivia’s fetish is punching Rodgers throwing arm.

For him this news may mean it’s Miller Time.

I don't hate the Seahawks, but their know-nothing, bandwagon, hipster fans are pretty insufferable.

Biblically, all sins are equal in their power to separate us from God, whether it be murder, rape, lying, stealing, or refusal to worship God. Unbelief isn’t really a sin, but it causes sin by denying God, his authority, and a refusal to act in accordance with his commandments.

Well, he is the kind of kid who does shit like this so maybe they have a history? I mean if the jerkass from school who kept snapping my bra tried a “Hey ladies” line on the weekend I’d have said that too.

Whether you like the Star Wars franchise or not it was clearly the best two minutes of the Monday Night Football broadcast so far this evening.

You do not want to make an enemy out of me. I’m not having it. I’ve done nothing wrong.

You used three sets of parentheses, but one period? You should not be in any school system.

I wish it were trigonometry. Seeing Luck and Fitzpatrick match wits for three hours sure as hell would have been exponentially more interesting than whatever I was watching on ESPN last night.

I always thought her signature move was simply trying too hard.

Can someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD cover how every fucking high ranking government predecessor has done this on some level for fucking ever? Like, can we talk about all the emails that disappeared at the end of the Bush administration? No? We want to KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS?

It’s almost as if Klemko is a person to whom blame is deliberately and falsely attributed in order to deflect blame from another party, such as the NFL. Is there a word for such a.... guy?

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

That Twilight Zone scared the piss out of me.

Me: “This show is ridiculous, I bet Paul walks out that door and gets shot in the back.”

Watching grown men fight is probably a welcome respite from spending your time and money enabling your ungrateful kids to be mediocre at sports.