Orrrr maybe Facebook doesn’t have automatic hooks in every law enforcement database in the world and an automated system set up to prevent people getting trolled to death did something unintended?

That's because they know. I'll always be grateful for the lady in my local corner shop when I was a teenager, who let me take a pack of Always and pay for them the day after when I realised I didn't have enough cash on me. It was that look of knowing empathy that sticks with me, she knew my pain, she knew.