“Pimp My Ride ft. Breaking Bad”

It doesn’t run on gas... It feeds on plankton

I’d love to have a car with a consumption like this (in real-world driving *cough cough*) and something like a 25 gallon fuel tank so that when I’d fill up the car I’d see something like this on the onboard computer:

I said the same about a girl a friend of mine tried to hook me up with

2015 and I’m still looking for a video of this thing turning

I’m not saying it’s ok to do what she did, I’m just saying it’s unfair to say that recovering a classic Ferrari is more important than recovering someone else’s (possibly only) car.

Her 2008 Mazda, to be exact. No, it wasn’t her priceless sports car (like the 1972 Ferrari Daytona stolen and set ablaze in Australia recently) that needed to be returned immediately or the world would come crashing down on life as we know it.

This should be the next Hoonicorn.

So no R8 Clean Diesel TDI?

There’s nothing like that in the E30: advanced computers and dual-clutch transmissions won’t work on your behalf to make sure you have fun don’t screw up while showing off. You have to do that for yourself.

Porsche these days:

No... it can’t be. In these days... a manual transmission?

Well if someone did what I said, they’d have a spare W123 engine and drivetrain and a spare Model S shell...

And you just made me want to swap a Model S’s drivetrain and battery pack into a brown W123 300TD.

I know. That was the joke. That system is known for leaking and that’s why owners disconnect them.

Déjà vu much?

Where I live people think differently.

Because reality is always better than fiction: