That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

Is there like a Worst Comment of The Day that I can nominate the above for? 

Have you never bought a used BMW before?  That’s less sketchy then most sellers.

But cars aren’t actually getting much heavier—if you ignore the nameplate.

Looks like many of the Dodgey bits have been removed.

So, is it a horse or a bull?

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

But they didn’t have to rip us off. Make it like it never happened and designs are nothing. Porsche doesn’t need your love, but you treat us like a stranger and that feels so rough. No, you didn’t have to stoop so low. Have your spies collect some pictures and then apply for patents. Guess that we don’t need that,…

Can’t blame the Lambo driver, after all the BMW was camouflaged.

He’s right. Democracy is slow when it comes to getting things done. That’s by design. It is supposed to protect us from people like Hitler from “losing their way”.

Damn I didn’t think he’d actually fall for my joke email.

You’re wrong.

I’d also like to point out that even with Lauda on his knee, he still comes up to Bernie’s chest. Like how Elijah Wood and Co. looked way tinier than Viggo Mortensen with the use of forced perspective in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

Found the lonely unmarried bastard.

Does this mean the car is totaled?

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

Where’s the bias? Trump’s knowledge of nuclear weapons is almost nonexistent. He didn’t even know what the Nuclear Triad was. Pointing out a person’s ignorance when they are in charge of making decisions is not bias.