What an awkward seatuation.

Gary Sanchez

If it is paper, just bite right through it. Or suck it until the paper is moist enough to let the sugar melt out. Duh.

He looks like he just bit the eye and mouth holes out of a fruit roll up and is wearing it like a mask.

The door just walked into a door

Would Las Vegas Flamingos count as “gambling related” or “Non traditional animal”?

The alternate jersey possibilities alone...

My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone

Leafs are shedding tears of laughter at Montreal and Edmonton.

shots fired

This was definitely not based solely of name recognition. Crosby was pretty clearly the best player in the entire playoffs, whether or not it showed up in the score sheet.

The worst tattoo you have ever seen?? Wow. I remember my first day on the internet too.

Broil King Keg > Big Green Egg

I would never ever trust a person who doesn’t eat onions. It’s like the building block of flavor for every type of food. Get better.

Swing and a miss.

The very act of getting a DUI is “making a fool out of yourself”. Let’s not hand out bonus points because she acted calmly about it.

Love this service.

“but hasn’t done a whole lot to turn his team into a consistent winner.”

If anyone knows about being part of a consistent winner it is the guys from the Jazz and Magic...