this gentleman approves .
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Thanks for asking. I road bikes, cooked out with friends. Saw fireworks with my buds. Got my new chick high for the first time since 19. Great weekend.
Agreed. Especially since he's not even Jewish. Lol.
Hahaha best post ever. This thread has been the most fun I've had on Jez in a while. Thank you, all glorious horned friends! Let us dance around our piles of gold while speaking in our scary tongues and lavishing in our orgy of film industry connections.
*Ameeeeeen pronounced all funny with the chanting*
Oh my wrathful Jewish god, thank you for making this the most hilarious thread I've read in a looong time. On behalf of all us Jews, who, as we all know, just get pass after pass throughout history, I thank thee. Baruch ata Celia, eloheynu melech haJezebel...
Haha okay. If it helps you sleep at night to think your racism is totes legit, you do that. Shine on you hateful diamond. If you think it's stupid that not all Jews are white, that's alarmingly sad.
2/10 for getting me to respond. And also, WE HAVE HORNS.
I mean....whatever. If they really want to do that, and are following all of the laws, then I really don't care. A restaurant owner and staff choosing to carry openly in their place of business is vastly less douchey than those asshats that like to show to places uninvited with rifles strapped to their backs and…
People proud of their sexual orientation is one of my pet peeves. nobody should feel bad about their sexual orientation but it's not something I think people should wear as an important part of their identity, straight, gay, bi, or none.
Thank you!
By the time Harry Potter came out it had been a while since I had watched Die Hard. I watched it again one day after seeing the first couple of HPs an partway through his first scene I was all "Holy Shit, Snape is Hans Gruber." Between the years and the accents I just hadn't made the connection.
Biggest win in the teams history? You realize that was a Game 6 right? Miami had 2 championships before that game, and won a Game 7 after it.
2004 and 2009 (by 40 fans per game), the only 2 seasons in the last 11 years that the Spurs outdrew the Heat per game.
What babe?
Joan Rivers is a bully, I don't find stuff she says funny and I can't remember a time I did. It's just ridiculous that she's made a career out of tearing people down and that she's celebrated because of it.
Now that is just being silly.
It's torches and pitchforks every second of every hour of every day around Jez. All these preemie fascists are perfect, would never do anything that isn't too compassionate or not compassionate enough, illegal, immoral, or may be seen or not seen as classist, sexist, or racist, potentially classist, sexist, or…
Do parents teach their kids shame necessarily or does it eventually just sink in that hey, I'm the only naked one here? I'm not a parent, but it seems like the natural evolution is that once you teach a kid that "big kids" can dress themselves, they start to not want their parents to help them, and then they develop a…
