Why is it when ever someone tries to convince me that spiders are cute they show me this:
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So when is somebody going to do a Peacock Spider mix to 'Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Not only is this jumping spider wearing a bubble hat, but he or she is wearing a rainbow bubble hat; they were probably feeling extra fabulous that day.
Notice, have to click on Expand to see it. :-P
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Your code has compiled. Your enemies have been crushed. They have fled before you. Now you hear the lamentation of their women.
Uh oh, here comes a flock of WAH WAHs....
Now if they can only also explain why I hiccup after my first sip of Coke.
"Bah! I ask for rich people food, and you bring me fish eggs and duck liver! OM-NOM-NOM-NOM! I'm NOT paying! Whoop-Whoop-Whoop-Whoop!!!"
Wow, I see the anger and dignity police have arrived. I think this practice is awful, and I have a right to that opinion, just like I’m thinking you’re pretty awful right now for not only not understanding either my opinion or my right to it, but also for absolutely fucking attacking me, you total bully. You have an…
That is a major issue that people have with Dave's plan is that yous should be tackling the debt with the higher interest rate. However, it works to save the money because when an "emergency" comes along, you will have the money saved in your account which means you won't need to use your 25% interest card adding to…
No, that's absolutely not a hate crime. It's a crime, for sure. But something doesn't just become a hate crime because it has a motive. Everything would be a hate crime if that were true. The motive currently has to be based on race, religion, ethnicity, nationality, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or…
Part of the problem is that people talk about one emergency fund when you should have at least two, lets call them My Car Died and My Job Died.
They're saying it's all correlation and not causation, but then quickly launch into a whole lot of correlation of their own. You have to remember, Jezebel (and Wonkette and Salon) are going to go bat shit insane about any suggestion that women not be having children out of wedlock or maintaining relationships in which…
That's the problem - your take, "on average, a married family unit might be more stable than one without a union, and there[fore] there would be less abuse" proves the point that tossing around stats that don't address/delineate the difference between causation and correlation result in false deductions.
My penis is now confused, he just received a compliment of it's size, but his authority is still being questioned.
#notallguineapigs
Her story was so sad in the end. It's funny you brought her up because I'm hoping this young nun doesn't get pulled apart by competing voices like the Singing Nun did.
Pretty sure she's his aunt, actually. They're almost exactly the same age, but that Targaryen family tree is pretty gnarled.
Shouldn't it be spelled "shleep"?