Grow up.

Some of the impressions are spot on, but others are just not worthy.

I sorta agree, but mainly because I think the word "pride" is misused. Pride is something you take in your accomplishments. I am proud of the work I do and the things I achieve. But being proud of being gay is like being proud of being American. I'm certainly pleased and I consider myself immensely fortunate that…

Neat idea, but unless they suspend the practice of customizing burgers for each customer, the product is a bit at odds with the slogan.

Transparent marketing: Effective.
Target: Acquired.

FTFY.

I never had a Trapper Keeper. I was a duo-tang folder guy.

CRACKGHAZI!!!

Takes all kinds to make the world go round, I guess.

No idea who this guy is, but he should be excluded from any 'hot' list until he kills that horrible beard.

Not anymore. Now there's a veritable rainbow of 'flesh'.

No doubt. And even if you manage to get the color right, I don't know anyone whose pores are laid out in a perfect grid pattern. Flesh matching band-aid FAIL.

You keep your Snape. He'll always be Hans Gruber to me.

You're just mad because the guy with the taste for human flesh plays on your favorite team. I stand by my assertion. 4 months was not a long enough suspension, and the guy should be forced to have mental health counselling before he sets foot on another soccer field.

So maybe the next article should be detailed instructions on how to build a bomb out of a crock pot. Yay freedom!

A bit late to that party, aren't you? And you missed the point, besides. You were better off just not responding.

Not sure I understand how this makes men look dumb. But ok. I guess. ?

At least it wasn't because they discovered she made a porno.

"The View will be moving in an exciting new direction next season," says a woman who has no fucking clue what the word 'exciting' means.

Silly bridesmaids, don't they know they're not supposed to hike up their dresses until after the reception?