Funny, for me, the "Boom" kinda ruined my good feeling. You want to do something kind for a stranger, do it. But leave the unnecessary posturing at home. This is like the tipping version of the college basketball player who pops his jersey after making a great shot. Instead of marveling at the great shot, I'm left…
At Walmart, you only get cheap Chinese head saliva. Yay, Walgreens!
I can't help it, but whenever my eyes register the words "Republican candidate" my brain invariably interprets it as "fucking moron". And it seems that positive reinforcement serves to perpetuate the phenomenon.
Cranberry Ginger Mocktail: "Cold, cold, cold, cold. I can't drink it. It's too cold."
All I know is the Met Ball will always suck when compared to the Yankee Ball.
To be fair, he's a professional athlete and this is Jezebel.
I don't know. If I'm delayed for 10 hours, I'm getting a hotel room.
Yeah, this is why I shoplift small items all the time. The man's system provides me room to cheat it, and they still make a profit. It's like they're asking me to please steal gum and candy and electronics!
I wish Julio Franco was still playing.
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."
You're confusing your 70's game show gays. Paul Lynde was the center square. Reilly was on Match Game, top right, next to Brett Somers. :-)
"And now, a message from the National Pancake Institute: Fuck waffles." - George Carlin
Ugh. Everything about Fox News disgusts me. Hume more than most.
First world problems, huh?
Holy crap! Please tell me those things on the right are not feet!
The song is dreadful, but the video wasn't so bad. Much better on mute.
I'm actually taken aback by the number of people here who are sure this was written by a guy.
I'd prefer it if you just chiseled out the story on a stone tablet.
We're not the vocal minority. The silent minority are the ones who are suffering from VVS because they don't know better.