Twerkey?

Sounds like a bad joke to me. Like my dad would always order sashimi, "well done, please."

I think what they meant was "Surprise me, but don't be a dick." :-)

Maybe it's because once the server walks away, it could be ages before they return. I'd rather my server wait one more minute for me than my party waiting 10 or 15 for him/her. *Especially* if I'm with one other diner and the server's next table has 7 people seated at it. I'll be damned if he's putting their order…

Most of these examples are fictional, like 90% of the "real" helpdesk calls documented on tech humor websites. Funny, but surely made up.

HOW CAN YOU INTRODUCE A CHARACTER MAKE US LOVE HER AND THEN KILL HER OFF

Snyder could solve the problem once and for all, and he wouldn't have to change the name either, just the logo.

I found a better way to clean my fridge and microwave. And everything else for that matter. I just wait until it gets really bad, then I call in a cleaning crew. I avoid embarrassment by claiming I let my "brother" house sit while I was away for a few months, and he's the one who trashed the place. So, for less…

You must exist, you have a screen name. Existence is a requirement for posting comments. :-)

Funny, we're looking at the same site. You see "partial truth", I see "Mostly False".

Or even Puffed Rice University.

Michelle Rodriguez is gay?

Did you see his latest response? Because all those uninsureds who will now be covered thanks to ACA aren't covered YET, that doesn't count as a success.

Name one Obamacare success.

I also have no sympathy for people who intentionally misinterpret posts. THEY can go straight to hell AFAIC.

Yeah, yeah, sure sure, astounding failure. Got it.

Why is there no mention of the Fox News Stinkers? O'Reilly, Hannity and Shep Smith each scored a 10.

Anyone who waited for the last day and is now having trouble signing up, I have no sympathy for. When you intentionally eliminate your margin for error, you have to accept the consequences.

Wouldn't it be incredibly funny if someone stuck a knife in the killer's neck on her first day in prison? ROFL!! LOL!!!!

FAP FAP FAP Sorry, you were saying something?