Like my denstist always says, "You don't have to floss all of your teeth, only the ones you want to keep."

My floss smells like mint. How should that affect my decision?

This is SOOOOO not true.

"You didn't build that."

Same guy who bought 10,000 shares of Facebook on IPO day?

Sorry, I get hung up on words like "transcendent" because they're most often used by pretentious people trying to appear intelligent.

So it's more than just a cartoon.

I love my minora.

Elective genital mutilation.

Maybe it depends on what type of work you do. I'm a white collar cubicle sweller, and in my office, meetings are where stuff really gets hammered out.

Yeah, maybe I just see the numbers as out of whack because I'm an "older people" and there's no way I'll still be around in 40 years. :-)

I save my music for when there's too much background noise in the office and I need to concentrate. That's when I break out the headphones, launch my Beatles .wpl and lose myself in my work for an hour.

No, it's flat out silly. It's one thing to ask yourself, before any purchase, "Do I really need this?" Maybe the moment it takes to consider the question helps you decide that the purchase really isn't worth it.

We used to have some people in my office who would refuse all meeting invites, thought they were all a waste of time.

I won't rehash the discussion I had 2 weeks ago, I'll just say that to me, calling someone by their name is the courtesy. And in all my years buying things, I can't recall any sales person reacting negatively, so either all sales people are great actors, or the premise that they don't like being called by their names…

Ok, yeah, I'm guilty of America-centrism. For a moment, I forgot there was a "rest of the world" out there. :-)

Honestly, if you don't know there are four quarts in a gallon, you should probably be left back a grade.

Honestly, if you don't know there are four quarts in a gallon, you should probably be left back a grade.

Sorry, I missed the message. Just couldn't get past those godawful blue eyeglass frames.

This is too much trouble. Glad I have my Keurig to take care of everything for me.