Yeah, ultimately the human mortality rate is 1,000 per 1,000 people.

It bothers me that when the guy says "it's all about exclusivity", he's absolutely right, since it's a baldfaced indictment on how mindless and easily manipulated the average American consumer really is.

I wonder do misspellings count?

I've often wondered why deaf people don't just use something like this. Seems like it would be way easier than learning sign language. Small enough to be portable (well, maybe not this one, but you get the idea), text scrolls as fast as you can type it, message instantly understood by the hearing impaired and…

Ugh. Way to go for the low hanging fruits.

Cue the Apple vs Everything Else pissing contest.

I'm still on the waiting list for the $99 HP TouchPad.

It's a watch-shaped bracelet. Compared to some of the truly stupid shit out there, this doesn't even rate a mention.

No doubt. Seems like it wouldn't take much to black out Greenland.

You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story??

Your elevator has a voice?

You think a storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main?

A remote controlled airplane with a stabilized electro-optical and/or infrared camera on a light-weight inertial stabilized turret system.

So if "true nature" is X, the denial of true nature must be "not X".

A person's "true" nature is defined by his impulses, even the ones he denies. Especially the ones he denies.

Wow, based on the report, it looks like Pinterest, whatever that is, is the big winner, with a percentage increase that mocks all the other social media things.

So, you've never watched COPS, have you?

Given what it's a video of, this is a truly underwhelming video.

Marmalade? DEAD!

How the site was born? Or how the site was porn.